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I have seen Strip Club Hell...and it is Seattle

Seattle, I knew you not. So this town had a great reputation for years and years in the club scene. Apparently so great that LE had to go and foul it up for everyone. Houston is well known in circles for LE taking things to the extreme and ruining what was the best SC scene in the entire country (including that diamond in the rough known as Providence). Seattle has some noise on the wire about obvious cop magnets such as Rick's, but it wasn't until I stopped through town recently that the full extent of the total ass that is the current climate was witnessed in full bloom. So what's wrong? Is it the girls? No, not exactly. Is it the mileage? No, not exactly. Is it the absolutely ridiculous levels of cop paranoia gripping all strippers from the dimes to the dingbats? Bingo. Disco. Exactamundo. I've been through dozens of towns, hundreds of clubs, thousands of, er, sessions and have never seen anything like Seattle 2009. The horror. the horror...