The Ten Commandments for Strip Clubbing?

Found some links recently to Top 10 lists with a twist, they're strip club related from the perspective of dancers and customers. The ones below were the most interesting of those I read. I think I'll take a stab at writing my own, and maybe will post some thoughts on the ones I've linked to. Consider this entry a work in progress...

From a Customer Perspective:

• http://www.complex.com/blogs/2008/09/10/the-10-stripper-commandments

1. This is best of the ones I ran across.
2. The pictures were appropriate, the commentary was hilarious and it is clear this is the set most imitated around the web.

• http://visionz74.blogspot.com/2006/01/10-strip-club-commandments.html
• http://topolk.blogspot.com/2006/10/eap-classicmix-strip-club-commandments.html
• http://dimewars.com/Superlatives/Default.aspx?SuperlativeID=131 (mashup)

From a Dancer Perspective:

• http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/165448/strip_club_etiquette_top_ten_rules.html?cat=7
• http://askastripper.blogspot.com/2009/04/strip-club-etiquette.html (same list)

Others Lists:

• http://www.tpsmusings.com/2008/06/do-nots-of-going-to-strip-club.html