Ten Commandments for Strippers

  • Thou shalt practice, practice, practice.
  • Thou shall not resist mints, soap, and deodorant as your friends.
  • Thou shalt befriend the snake.
  • Thou shall not be a bitch.
  • Thou shalt accept no for an answer.
  • Thou shall not blame the customer.
  • Thou shalt act like an entertainer in a customer service business.
  • Thou shall not forget your shit is not our shit (and vice versa).
  • Thou shalt earn (not expect) a tip.
  • Thou shall not rip the customers off.

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